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mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics


The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.

mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

virtualgirlfriendsan:

britishmenaredestroyingmylife:

My dash has a great sense of humor since I honestly think this would be an accurate representation of texts between me and villain!Tom.
Villain!Tom: This world needs dominating.Me: So do I.Villain!Tom: Can you please stop distracting me?Me: *picture of tits*Villain!Tom: Woman, I am in the middle of very important villainy!Me: That’s a shame. I’m fucking myself senseless thinking of your cock.Villain!Tom: … oh, fuck this.Me: Fuck me.Villain!Tom: All right, all right, you win. I’m coming.Me: You will be. ;)

OMG, this is PERFECT and I need more of it

virtualgirlfriendsan:

britishmenaredestroyingmylife:

My dash has a great sense of humor since I honestly think this would be an accurate representation of texts between me and villain!Tom.

Villain!Tom: This world needs dominating.
Me: So do I.
Villain!Tom: Can you please stop distracting me?
Me: *picture of tits*
Villain!Tom: Woman, I am in the middle of very important villainy!
Me: That’s a shame. I’m fucking myself senseless thinking of your cock.
Villain!Tom: … oh, fuck this.
Me: Fuck me.
Villain!Tom: All right, all right, you win. I’m coming.
Me: You will be. ;)

OMG, this is PERFECT and I need more of it

pleatedjeans:

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our-multi-fandom-imagines:

the second you walked into the training room, Eric’s eyes were glued to you. of course this allowed one of the initiates he was training to actually punch him, which Eric didnt like. 

you laughed and Eric walked over to you, “did i distract you?” you asked, setting your hands on his shoulders as his went to your waist.

"no." he rolled his eyes, "i was just um… i…" he sighed, shaking his head and looking down, "yes. you distract me."

our-multi-fandom-imagines:

"hey, i didnt know you were out of the rehabilitation centre." you said awkwardly as you stood next to Bucky.

"yeah, after you were reassigned, i didnt have a reason to be there." he looked at you.

"its been a year Bucky." you sighed, "a lot has happened."

"like what?" he inquired.

"do you know where you are right now Bucky?"

"one of Tony’s parties."

"yeah, a party he is holding to celebrate Steve and my engagement." you whispered.

Bucky’s eyes widened, “oh.”

sort of AU?

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